俺也寫個大風歌

大炮開兮轟他娘，

威加海內兮回家鄉。

數英雄兮張宗昌，

安得巨鯨兮吞扶桑。

I’ma Writa Song of the Great Wind Too

Blowing the big ‘ol canon at his old lady—o,

Veni, vidi, vici, o I go back to hometown.

Talking about heroes o, hail to C. C. Chang,

Call me Moby-Dick o, I’ma swallow Japan down.

求雨

玉皇爺爺也姓張，

為啥為難俺張宗昌？

三天之內不下雨，

先扒龍皇廟，

再用大炮轟你娘。

Pray for Rain

God’s got the same surname as I do,

Then why the hell won’t he let me do?

If you don’t rain, like, in three days,

I’ll blow up your heaven,

And then your mom too.

另附：代擬張宗昌譯《魯拜集》一首

XCV

(from The Rubáiyát of Omar Khayyám

as translated by Edward FitsGerald, 3rd ed.)

And much as Wine has play’d the Infidel,

And robb’d me of my Robe of Honour—Well,

I wonder often what the Vintners buy

One half so precious as the stuff they sell.

《魯拜集》·九五

酒他媽是個叛徒，

喝了就脫俺衣服。

賣酒的可真幸福，

奶奶的挨了個biu！

譯者： 江烈農 原作者：張宗昌

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